Add a little humor to your home while protecting your surfaces with this laser-engraved slate coaster featuring the phrase, "I'm Not a Person You Should Put on Speaker Phone." Perfect for coffee tables, desks, home offices, or as a fun gift for friends, coworkers, and family members who appreciate a good laugh. Crafted from natural slate and permanently laser engraved, each coaster showcases the unique beauty and texture of the stone. The engraving creates a lasting design that won't peel or fade, making it both functional and decorative.

Because slate is a natural stone, each coaster will have its own unique characteristics, including variations in texture, color, edges, and surface markings. Natural chipped or rough-cut edges are part of the slate's rustic charm, ensuring that no two coasters are exactly alike.